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2 cans Liquid Fart gag joke Spray Can

This is a collection of fart jokes, puns and nicknames. Some are classics from the past, while others are relatively more modern.

Fart Bomb. This joke stinks, literally. Squeeze and drop the foil bag, then run for the door, cause it will pop with a terrible stench. Packed in display box of 6 dozen pieces. The package and display may vary from what is shown.

You can now FART wherever and whenever you'd like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!). Fart Machine has boom box technology. what is this?? Well let's just say these fart noises can't sound any more real!

IMPORTANT!
Before you open this book we need you to check two things.

1: Do you have a bum?
2: Do you know how to fart?
If you answered “yes” to both of these questions, then you’re our kind of kid!
Get ready to laugh yourself silly with this hilarious book of queasy quips, putrid puns and reeking riddles.
You will thank your bum for being so funny!

Professionally printed with industry-best inks and practices by the Ann Arbor T-shirt Company.

This Funny Jokes Coffee Mug is sure to make your life smile from ear to ear.

The best gifts are both personal and functional, and thatâ€TMs why this funny gift for Coffee Lover is a fantastic choice. You can also dress the mug up even more by placing additional gifts inside, such as stickers, magnets, candies and chocolates, or coffee grounds and tea bags.

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PLUS, OUR MUGS ARE MICROWAVE AND DISHWASHER SAFE

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YOU CAN STOP SEARCHING FOR A GIFT - Youâ€TMre covered right here!

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99 amazing, fascinating and hilarious facts about farts! Free Quiz Book included.We all do it! It’s a fact. And there are so many more facts about farting you probably don’t know. Here’s the book that will astonish, amaze and not at least give you a good laugh!This book covers (almost) everything! From how many farts it would take to send a space shuttle into orbit, you will learn about the most notorious farters of all (no, it’s not your brother) and the first Disney figure to fart, to record holders and occupational farters. The facts are organised in easy to find chapters.99 Facts About Farts is an easy to read astonishing book of facts for all ages. Explore this fun and smelly gas we all produce. You will not regret it!FREE: “The Ultimate Quiz Book About Farts” ebook Inside!That’s right… For a limited time you can download for FREE the ebook version for Kindle of J.N. Storm’s new “The Ultimate Quiz Book About Farts“ with your purchase of “99 Facts About Farts“. Are you, your kids, you whole family up for the challenge? You will be laughing out loud of all suggestions - and answers - to this fun quiz book. That's twice the farting fun!

GIFT BOXED MAKES IT THE BEST FUNNY GIFT IDEAS SOLUTION TO LAUGH OUT LOUD. The self-inflating whoopee cushion is especially packed in a colorful gift box making it an ideal prank toy, noisemaker, fart sound maker, and funny gag gift for adults, men, women, kids, boys, girls, seniors and everyone else.

SELF INFLATING, REINFLATES AUTOMATICALLY AND READY TO USE AT ALL TIMES. The whoopee cushion, like a magic trick kit or accessory, self-inflates and re-inflates automatically each time. It magical self-inflating feature secret is the sponge like foam insert inside it, makes a farting sound as air is let out of the whoopee cushion when someone sits on it and fills up with air and re-inflates automatically due to the nature of the foam material.

THE CLASSIC FUNNY GAG GIFT MAKE IT IDEAL FOR PARTY SUPPLIES. The hilarious whoopee cushion will bring loads and loads of laughter at your next adult, birthday party, get together eve at any time at home making it the best funny gag joke toy that you can gift to your friends and family.

BLOW AWAY YOUR FRIENDS WITH THE PERFECT PRANK TOY THAT IS SAFE AND FUNNY. Hide the whoopee cushion under the cushion of a chair, sofa, bed, mattress, pillow or anywhere one sits, and the whoopee cushion will make a farting sound when someone sits on the cushion. It is sure to bring out a lot of laughs and everyone will be laughing at this funny gag gift toy that can used at home, office, car, auto, rv or anywhere else. Self inflates to its inflated state once it does its job.

COMPACT AND PERFECTLY SIZED TO FIT UNDER ALMOST ANY CUSHION. The whoopee cushion party favors funny gift toy for adults, men, women, girls, boys, teenagers, kids, seniors, and others is 6"" in diameter x 1.3"" thick and will fit under almost any chair or sofa cushion.

If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love this!

The Day My Fart Followed Me Home is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and how he meets his new friend!

If you enjoy reading funny books with gorgeous pictures and love your child to read along with you, then make sure you grab The Day My Fart Followed Me Home!

Discover and giggle along with Timmy on his unexpected journey with his new best friend!